Thigh Bone | Strange, Sturdy, and Ready for Trouble

Every now and then, a prop comes along that doesn’t need an explanation. The Thigh Bone is one of those oddities—a slightly unsettling, strangely charming item that fits into just about any world you can throw it into. Whether it’s clutched in the hands of a skeleton, raised high by a cackling cultist, or tucked into a goblin’s belt like prized treasure, this is a prop that makes people look twice.

At roughly 40 cm long and shaped like a stylised human femur, it’s got just the right balance of realism and absurdity. The surface is textured with cracks, grooves, and aged detailing to make it feel like it’s been pulled from a tomb—or left behind after a tavern brawl. It’s hand-painted for that weathered, old-bone look, and the result is something that’s both ridiculous and strangely believable.

Built from durable PU foam with a solid core, the Thigh Bone is lightweight but tough enough to survive wild gestures, ritual bonking, or a good swing when your sword’s been stolen again. It leans firm, so it’s combat-safe in moderation, but better used for character flair, mischief, or weird scene work than for heavy fighting.

This is the kind of prop that sparks stories. Is it a relic? A shaman’s totem? A backup weapon? A holy bone of mysterious origin? Or just a really good club that someone found and never let go of? However you use it, it fits seamlessly into fantasy, horror, post-apocalyptic, or comedic LARP settings.

Simple, strange, and full of potential—the Thigh Bone is perfect for anyone who likes their kit with a bit of edge and a lot of personality.